variousvarious:

im gonna become pretty this summer

just you wait

1innea:

FUCKING HELL

you are one cruel son of a bitch

(Source: elmsz25omar)

amsantos69:

bebop-n-rocksteady:

Hahaha

HAHAHA

(Source: forgotten-kidd)

squidkneee:

one time i went to kfc and i saw a greasy man with a big tub of chikin and i saw a chikin and i said thats the chikin im gonna marry like do u believe in first sight or do i have to come out the fryer again but then the man tried to eat my baby chikin and i said NOOO NOOO NOOOO so i threw the cashier lady at him and he fell and then i took my chikin and ran home and put it under my pillow and i forgot it was there and two weeks l8r it was green :( 

omg zain zayn zAYNE or w/e looks like a lesbian

(Source: malikmeltdown)

1innea:

naming your child areola is so cruel

martymikalski:

SIRI

WHERE

IS

MY

SUPER

SUIT

hashtagshittedonem:

tbh ive never seen an ugly mirror

wizcoylifa:

My mother fangirls when I acknowledge her existence

wizcoylifa:

terraforce:

wizcoylifa:

are people in wheelchairs allowed to do stand up comedy?

No

the more you know

overplayedsong:

calling your parents by their first names because you’re sassy and cannot be tamed

obeseblackguy:

makin my way downtown walking fast faces pass